I'm a software engineer from Colorado.
I think the world would be a better place if people everywhere stopped arguing and just agreed with me instead. I think most politicians can (and should) be replaced by an AI that's been trained to play Tetris and nothing else.
I don't any collect personal information on this website, but rest assured that if I did, I'd sell it to the highest bidder.
Through a sequence of events that can only be explained by clerical error, I received a BS and MS in Computer Science from the Colorado School of Mines in 2011.
I started my professional career in 2008 working at Bentek Energy. It was a company that downloaded free data from the internet and sold it. No, I'm not kidding.
Between 2012 and 2016, I worked at Microsoft. I take no responsibility for Vista.
I've been working at Uber since 2016 and they still haven't figured out how to get rid of me.
riwalk@uber.com